We Are everything from lovers to friends...and ViceVersa

My mind is in 5million directions right now. iFeel like pouring out. As usual you guys get to be a part of this fun fun fun experience. Are you excited now??? ya?? ya???? YES???...sigh OK fine! here we go!

Is it weird that my only goal in life is to be happy. OK so I am weird I have a timeline I work with in regards to my life and every yr I have accomplishments, goals etc to accomplish on it. The only constant in this timeline is happiness and it stretches from when I started this timeline to age 45 where it currently ends. I just want to be happy. All the time. I would never sacrifice my peace of mind for someone or something. E no too poss--not possible. That said I AM HAPPY!

Can you overdose on mangoes? Coz I bought a box of mangoes on Thursday last week.(COS IT WAS $1.89 FOR THE ENTIRE BOX!!!)Went away for the weekend and they where all ripe when I got back on Monday. I ate 4 in about 2hrs last night..THEY ARE SOO GOOD AND TASTY!

I learned what Okafor's Law meant recently..Oh God pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee don't ever make me be a victim of Okafor's law! #prayingfervently! Oh wait I already was??? #GOTTTDAMMIT!!!! #Kanyeshrug. (p.s. if you don't know, google is your friend)

I saw this tweet two days ago "Wait oh so all you girls that once you get boyfriends you forget who your REAL friends are, who would be there to comfort you when y'all breakup? #TRICKPLEASE" iDied of laugther! Oh how people forget..#sigh! (I really hope you guys don't breakup though)

My besties once told me: "Give me any two best friends who claim they are closer than close. I can make them dislike each other because you see girls are VERY fickle minded and would drop years of friendship for a man" I disagreed then. After recent happenings, not so much.....smh! P.S I heart the men in my life. They stay teaching me life lessons.

Delusions are a bad thing. I read some things and I go wow if only you know the real truth. Sadly I cant tell you, coz I am not that kind of person and you seem SO happy. Oh well living in a lie must be fun for some..yes? no? maybe? #Lohishrug

iCannot wait to be back in school in September! Ohh the joys of writing and reading and learning. I hate school. I don't know why I am so excited. I think its because I actually have a plan now. YIIPPPPIEEE!

iThink I met a good man. *fingers crossed* *knocks on wood not to jinx it* *smiles*

In twitter woes-news.

Am I the only person that gets irritated when people subliminal about their "HIM" or "HER'. No grown ass person should be putting their business out there on the inter webs for people who don't know you to see and then what be jealous? So we should tear our bra and use it as glasses? or jump from 3rd mainland bridge and die?(I always wanted to say that) hehe..Its just one of my pet peeves. I believe in discretion. HUGE ADVOCATE. PLEASE READ THIS BY MR. BEREOLAESQUE himself. #CHURCHHHHH

Gbaguan Mopol: absolutely needed. Did you guys go through "its" timeline to see the crime against the English language that where being committed? GOTTTDAMMIT! If these are the people that would be teaching our future children and are supposed to be the "leaders of tomorrow" then #NAIJAWEHAVEAPROBLEM!

Ok...I'm done!
Hugs and Kisses
Ms.O