Hating, Swaaga and Fierce!

Hey guys how is everyone doing. we are now almost at the middle of January and God has remained as faithful in my life so far. This post is going to be a rant( very un serious rant) of some sorts so here we go.

There are three words that I feel should be demolished, eradicated, banned,erased *all other synonyms welcome* with the year 2008. They are SWAGGER, FIERCE, AND HATING. I shall start with the latter.

Hating, I have tried to look for who to blame and I will go with Maino and that his ridiculous yet catchy song "Hi Hater". Since that song was released last summer, every Tom , Dick, Harry, Akin, Emeka, and Suliat think they have a hater and some. When you give constructive criticism to a friend, your a hater, when someone asks you for an opinion, if you do not agree with theirs, you are a hater, If you do not think Rhianna's fashion style is all that and a bag of chips. you are hater.Everyday on facebok, you most see someone give a "shout out" to their haters or tell their haters to "go and die" and the one that annoys me the most is the name of the aforementioned song "hi haters..bye haters" lol. If we are all haters of each other, with the way these word has been used in 2008, then that means we are are all doing something right. SO PLEASE THIS IS 2009 stop saying somebody is hating on you. No we are not hating..WE SPEAKETH THE TRUTH...it just hurts sometimes.

Fierce, I blame his one on Tyra Banks and her ANTM show. She is always on about how "oh that is so fierce girl" and "damn girl give me fierce". That even Beyonce named her alter ego Sasha Fierce, lol. When I look at peoples pictures on facebook these days and you most see at least one person use the word fierce. People do you know what the word fierce means? wearing white jeans with a pink shirt is not fierce IMO. lol. its 2009 lets keep it real with our friends. Tell them they look cute, or pretty. Not fierce.

Swagga. I am going to blame the entire hip hop industry for this one, but mostly T.I, Kanye and Diddy..lol Please guys listen and listen carefully. NO you do not have swagga. No I am not trying to swagga jack you. No I am not feeling your swagg. It 2009 please try to look suave, pristine, clean. lol I have enough swagg of my own I DONT NEED YOURS!

I have taking it upon myself to put an end to these words in 2009. lol please join me in this campaign if you feel my plight. this has been a public service announcement by Ms O.

*This article does not intend to hurt anyone. But if you are, oh well, kpele you should be fine!*

30 comments:

flabby said...

i especially hate the *swag* bit..like 'lets not lie..those guys have swag'..and im looking blankly like..hmm..an open shirt that exposes a hairy chest is NOT swag!

xx

Sting said...

LOL... i feel u on the hater thingy. I did however like how christian from project runway used the word Fierce.

He's so fierce!! LOL

I hate diddy and everything he's about. Arrogant motherfucker!

Good Naija Girl said...

Whoa...this whole entry is something else o...someone's hating!

(JOKE!)

I will do my part and not use any of these words (it'll be easy since I don't think I do anyway!)

Have a great day!

Temite said...

You are so hating on the swag of these fierce words men. SLMBAO. Oh my gosh...I was so cracking up when I read this. Tewwwww FUNNY!

NigerianDramaQueen said...

Haha you are too funny!!
I definately feel you on the hater thing. Everybody and they mama think they have a hater these days! I must confess I do use fierce...mostly in relation to transgender types,lol. I will try and stop. I kinda like swagger too:-)When used the right way that is...

How r u babes?? Hope you are well and that you got some rest over the holidays. Take care
xxx

NigerianDramaQueen said...

Haha you are too funny!!
I definately feel you on the hater thing. Everybody and they mama think they have a hater these days! I must confess I do use fierce...mostly in relation to transgender types,lol. I will try and stop. I kinda like swagger too:-)When used the right way that is...

How r u babes?? Hope you are well and that you got some rest over the holidays. Take care
xxx

badderchic said...

I cant stand fierce and hater bit but Swag? cmon gurl Im feelin the word cuz it totally describes me? lol

Buttercup said...

haaahaaaahaaahaaahaaahaaaahaaaahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no comment!

yankeenaijababe said...

Blame it on Tyra Banks...lol Wetin man go do? Don't mind them haters,2009 is your year...live your best life for you. Them no send bad belle people.

Severus Snape said...

Na wa o!

Miss Definitely Maybe said...

LMAO @ being fierce in white jeans and pink shirt
maybe its fierce as in scary ha ha ha
but having said that I look absolutely fierce lol

mizchif said...

My dear, i thought it was only my fb friends oh. Evryday a new person has to holla at their haters. I didn't even know it came from a song.

Tyra is definetely to blame for fierce, as well as Christian Siriano.

The one i see being big in '09 is alter egos i already know some!

aloted said...

hehehe...this post is totally random and funnnnyee

doug said...

Yah I've someone put up a profile picture saying "I shit on haters"

I think I even saw someone wearing a t-shirt with it

As for the fierce thing...tacky!

Tyra Banks....ugggh!! Thank God I don't waste my time on that...no offense to you though :)

archiwiz said...

LOL... I totally feel you on the hating. Too many people acting foolish and refusing to own up or take responsibility when someone calls them out. eww... And to Diddy... Sit your behind down in a hole somewhere dude. You certainly should NOT be mentioned near the word 'Swagger.'

K said...

Please tell people that enough is enough with fierce and swagga...some people use it and it soooooooooo does not apply to them.

Original Mgbeke said...

Preachhhhhh! and you totally had me rolling at the white jeans and pink shirt is not fierce. LOL...
I say preach ooo 'cos you just spoke the truth and nothing but the truth.
As per Swag, can you believe my Aunt actually said that today? She was like 'Obama has so much Swagger', I was like ehnnn? Na wa o.

Writefreak said...

haha the swagga made me laugh cos recently my husband picked up that word and won't stop using it, now i have to try and make him read this post...lol

Ms.O said...

I am happy I am not the only ones that find these words annoying! Y'all make me laugh tho..Have a great week guys..will update soonest...xoxo

MissLove said...

omg you r just so funny!!! but i agree with SWAGGA!!! AND HATING!!! seriously... lol thanks for stopping by at mine!

yankeenaijababe said...

You have been tagged in the 2 truths, 1 lie game

teebay said...

@sting haba na wa 4 u o! free diddy man!

@ms o.
stop being a hater, she na bcos u no get swag? mayb u shd be more fierce.

lol!

no mind dem, as long as it brings in d cash, right?

Emeka Amakeze said...

If you are looking for people to enlist into your army of campaigners, i'm your soldier.

Kabi-Osi Edumare said...

I totally feel u on the swagger part.
The likes of saucekid and dem dem..lol
everyone wanna be fierce? seriously they dont even have an idea of what that means..def not dressing wack and claiming fierce nitori Baba God

The hating part....i bow...u cant give ur honest opinion to stuff without being tagged "HATER"
kO BU RU!!!

exschoolnerd said...

hahaha..lol @wearing white jeans with a pink shirt is not fierce IMO. lol. its 2009 lets keep it real with our friends.

the one i even hate is SWAG..


every mumu olodo on facebook is claiming he has one yeye swagger...mcheeewww!!!

teebay said...

"every mumu olodo on facebook is claiming he has one yeye swagger...mcheeewww!!!"

man! ESN u harsh o!

AlooFar said...

I hate Swag, passionately!

OluwaDee said...

You are so right blaming tyra for using fierce.

I 4 one dont use any of these words.

Lady Koko said...

oh MS.O....U KNU UR SOOOOOOO FIIIIIIIEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S:XOXXOOX

~Sirius~ said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought I was the only one who couldn't stand they way such words are blown out of proportion.

Te he.....