There will be a lot of people (some of our co-workers included) who will be afraid that an Obama presidency will usher in the end of days. They’ll be watching us on November 5th (the day after the election) for signs of the end times. To keep the peace and keep a lot of folks from getting nervous, I think we should develop a list of acceptable celebrations and behaviors we should probably avoid at least for the first few days:

1. No crying, hugging or shouting ‘Thank you Lord’ at least not in public.

2 No high-fives at least not unless the area is clear and there are no witnesses.

3 No laughing at the McCain/Palin supporters

4 No calling in sick on November 5th. They’ll get nervous if too many of us don’t show up.

5 We’re allowed to give each other knowing winks or nods in passing. Just try to keep from grinning too hard.

6. No singing loudly, We’ve come this Far By Faith (it will be acceptable to hum softly)

7. No bringing of barbeque ribs or fried chicken for lunch in the company lunchroom for at least a week (no chittlings at all) (this may make us seem to ethnic)

8. No leaving kool-aid packages at the water fountain (this might be a sign that poor folks might be getting a break through)

9. No Cupid Shuffle during breaks (this could indicate a little too much excitement)

10. Please no Moving on Up music (we are going to try to remain humble)

11.No doing the George Jefferson dance (unless you’re in your office with the door closed)

12.Please try not to yell—-BOOOO YAH!

13. Just in case you’re wondering, Doing the Running Man, cabbage patch, or a backhand spring on the highway is 100% okay.

I just want to make sure we’re all on the same page when Obama brings this thing home on November 5th. Now go get your vote on and let’s make this thing happen!!!



Anonymous said...

Congrats Obama!
ps: as to number 13... running man?lol

yankeenaijababe said... got me cracking up big time...Interest analysis. Anyone watch Fox 5 yesterday nite. You know fox 5 is republican to begin with, the guy (Leon Harris) couldn't help but act like he was for Mccain when I could read the smile in his face/voice.

Celebration indoors....everyone is hyper happy. OBAMA ROCKS!!! My daddy was jumping all over the place like a little boy. I couldn't help but laugh. He had on 4 laptops on and his t.v on to watch the whole news. CNN was on one channel, fox 5 on another, NSBC on another and 1 other station watching live. When did parents go nuts over this stuff? You tell

AlooFar said...

Hahahaha... This is so funny!

Nice one.

Buttercup said...

LMAO!!!!!!! Esp @ the george jefferson dance hehe!

Buttercup said...

How u been hon?

Jaguda said...

he brought it home big time. i remember the george jefferson dance. funny

Lady Koko said...

P.S: just thot i shud let ya bitch ass know! xoxo

Yewande Atanda said...

Obama for real. nice blog here.

NigerianDramaQueen said...

I can't believe I missed this post seeing as I'm on your blog all the time to listen to your play list. Oya update!

Bombchell said...

I honesty cant believe some people believed Obama would be the end of days lol

Original Mgbeke said...

LMAO. I saw this somewhere else. You know some folk were up at thier jobs poppin' the Koolaid. Shoooot!
Oya o, you sef, come and update! Haba!